10 year old jokes

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

I like my wine like how I like my women: 10 years old and locked in a basement.

They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.

What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?

10 year olds.

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.

What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?

Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.

A father tells his 10-year-old son...

"Sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on your cereal every morning and you will have a very long life."

His son followed his father's advice every morning without missing a day until he died at the age of 186, leaving behind 28 children, 67 grandchildren, 148 great-grandchildren, and a 7-foot crater where the crematory used to be.

A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.

Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?

Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.

Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”