What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl? The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhoea when you pull your meat out
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately, he quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately, she quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Yo dad left you 10 years ago and your 10 years old so Your dad anrvriser is to day
What do Macdonalds and Priests both do? They both put their meat between 10 year old buns
Q - What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s? A - Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns
what's similar between mcdonalds and priests? they both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.
wHAT DID I EAT FOR BREAKFAST YESTERDSAY?
10 YEAR OLDS
A father of a young girl comes and meet the doctor. Father : Doctor...... How is my daughter's report ? Doctor : Congrats..... Your daughter is pregnant. Father : WTF ?????? Mt daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
