10 year old jokes

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

What do McDonald's and priests have in common?

They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.

What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?

The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted.

Nothing much, I just decided to go home.

Q: What’s the difference between a priest and McDonald’s?

A: Nothing! They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns.

What do McDonalds and priests both do?

They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.

What's similar between McDonald's and priests?

They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.