Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
What do you call a 17 year old orphan? Homeless
What do you call a group of teenage emo's?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
