Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call a group of teenage emo's?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
