Adolescent jokes
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.
What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.
What do apples and depressed kids have in common?
They both hang on trees.
A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
Memes
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?
It left him hanging.
What do you call a group of teenage emos?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
