Adolescent jokes

Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.

I got detention for giving an emo kid a happy meal.

What do you call a flat-chested emo? A cutting board.

What do apples and depressed kids have in common?

They both hang on trees.

A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."

The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"

What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?

Homeless.

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

What happened when the emo tried to high five a tree?

It left him hanging.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What do you call a group of teenage emos?

Suicide squad.

What is the difference between acne and a priest?

Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.

I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p