Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female if you did not like it when you was a teenager you probably will not like it when you become a adult
I got detention for giving a emo kid a happy meal
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
What do you call a 17 year old orphan? Homeless
What do you call a group of teenage emo's?
Suicide squad.
What is the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to turn twelve before it comes on his face.
i have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children and 2 infants in the past week ;p
