There's a one story house everything's yellow even the kitchen living room and bedrooms what colour is the stairs
Math riddle : If have 12 bottles of wine in one hand, and 9 in the other, what do i have
What can you catch, but not throw?
What does people use more than you that is yours?
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
What goes up but never comes down
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
I was at the bank yesterday. A lady asked to check her balance. So I pushed her over.
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
What's your mom on? deez nuts
why did the chicken cross the road? nut
Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me
Dark humour is like water not everyone gets it
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What do you call angry midgets? short tempered
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
if a fat person would go on a flying car it will just be at the ground when they out it will justfly up
