Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

When a "Baby on Board" sticker is a little faded and beat up, you know the kid is at least a year old, and the car is safe to ram.

What's the difference between a cop and bacon?

Bacon is full of fat and makes you feel good. A cop is full of shit and will make you feel their hot steamy cock as they ram it up your ass with some justice sprinkled on top.

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

My daughter has been writing letters asking Satan for gifts. Imagine my shock when I realized she has dyslexia.

Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals?

Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.

I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

Why?

The ducks keep trying to eat him.

Why would they do that?

Because he’s pure-bread.

Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?

Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!