Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.
Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Yo mama so fat that she would die before reaching the gates of heaven.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Why do women get periods?
Just cancel the subscription.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
How do 4 gay guys fit on one stool at the same time?
They flip it over.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
