Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
Do you have dark humor?
Actually, never mind. I was going to tell you a joke about babies dying... but I decided to abort.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard.
What type of tape do kidnappers use?
Abduct-Tape.
Your mom is so fat that she broke your crush!
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.