Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.

What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Marriage is like a deck of cards.

In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond.

By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.

Why is the lesbian lifestyle so expensive? -- They're always eating out.

... and they buy Rolexes for their neighbors, because they wanna watch.