I just come across a pile of cash in the parking lot.
Usually I just use tissues
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10. Because he was in the middle of 9,11
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
What do you call a united cow? a united steaks ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning....... cuz it has faster reflexes then the twin towers
Once I Threw The Ball At A Wheelchair Kid Now We Are Playing Rocket League :D
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why can't orphans play basebal
The can't make a homerun๐๐
Tiktoker: I will kill anyone who pours milk before cereal Depressed kid tiktok reply: *pours milk before cereal, pours cereal then takes a bite* I'll wait
Yesterday, I was babysitting this woman's child. Everything was going perfectly. I got hungry and called the mother. I asked if she wanted the baby back ribs I was cooking but she said she didn't want any. When she arrived she started screaming and ran to her child. I don't see why she was so upset, she said she didn't want any.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, and you thought you were looking at the grand canyon.
why did the orphan become gay, because he wanted to call someone daddy
What's brown and white with red all over
Terists when the went into the twins towers
hitler is a national hero he killed hitler... oh wait
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
