Why can't two Asians make a white baby? Because two "Wong's" don't make a white.
Worst Jokes Ever
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."
How does she know I have that?
I added Paul Walker on Xbox...
But he spends all his time on the dashboard.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Wanna know the last words of the south tower?
"HAHA LOOK AT YOU! IMAGINE BEING HIT YOU L BOZO!"
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
