Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
Zebra Jokes
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
After long consideration, I've decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
I like zebras.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
