Ze jokes
GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"
Memes
How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Memes
Community
Okay so My brother found out I wanted to...yk, but ye, So He made do 100 reasons on why I wanted to, after I did tht we went outside started a fire and burn the papers, and we screamed our lungs out, then we had a 4 hour talk, bout how he wanted me to be 197433247808x better than my mom and granma, then he gave me a list of reasons why I should stay (which btw was 200 reasons) Last night was one of the best nights ev… Read more
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KAHN VE PLIZE STUP ZE FRICKINK DRAMA! Isee people bullying ze ozher people too, Gven is not ze only vone. For Gahd's sake just do jokez, if you vant to bully somevone do it in your fahmilee! You peepul don't even know each ozher but we're still doink zhis stupit NONSENSE! JUST MAKE JOKES PEÖPLE! Zhat is vhy it's called "Woahst JOAKES evah" not "Bully people EVAH" SO SHUT UP UND GET A LIFE DUM DUMS! Geez! Ze only veas… Read more