Ze Jokes

GOTTVERDAMMT, Hans! I said, "Glass of juice," not "Gas the Jews!"

How do you get 500 drunk TTC people out? "Ah, on fire, a warning shot." "Uhhh sir, it's a M92 mortar." "Ah, just fire the shot!" Please get out before you get triggered from the pool and you have no clothes showing your nono parts. Oh wait, please get out of the pool drunk people. Potato, potatoes, fire ze shot.

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

*slaps* "We ask ze questions!"

Why did ze cow cross the road?

yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.