Yu jokes

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?

Yu.

You're a bish, and you are too!

Humanity.

Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.

you.

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”