Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it.
Guy 2: Is it a hard life?
Guy: Yup
Guy 2: Then you can't kill yourself LOL
Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the "game"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What do you call a old snowman that survived till summer!...water...yup,water...
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- ๐ถ your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie๐ถ Chandler-๐ต yup your one high fluting son of a gun๐ต Mr. Beast- ๐ต I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant๐ต Miss Kadie - ๐ต donโt hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid๐ต kids- ๐ต weโve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - ๐ต I just want to die because Iโm so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Hereโs my pun
Yup literally nothing... jeez this was pretty plain
So I came across a guy who was carrying a ton of clothing and makeup
And I asked him what he is doing
Guy: Some kawaii girl told me if i bought and brought her this crap, she would let me play with her tits
Me: Erm................Are you a simp?
Two minutes later, the guy arrived at Kawaii Girl's house
KG: You have it?
Guy: Yup, now can I play with them
KG: Sure!
KG then went to her room.
Guy: Ohhhh, I know what your going to do. Your gonna call me over and you will be-
KG then held a bird cage with two birds in it
KG: Have fun playing with them!
Guy: WHAT THE FU-
Knock knock whoโs there Banna banna who? Knock knock whos there banna.banna who knock knock WHOS THERE banna banna who knock knock whoโs there banna who orange you glad I didnโt say banna yup๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐คฃ๐๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐
A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad
Guy: Iโm in hell canโt u see
Demon: will we have fun here at hell
Guy: really nice
Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays
GuY:OoOoOo
Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die youโre already dead โ ๏ธ
Guy: ok dose that meean Iโm a ghost
Demon: no ur not a ghost
Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink ๐บ
Guy: ooooooo i canโt wait ๐
Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that
Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?
Demon: yup.
Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead
Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I donโt like kissing fire girls ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Demon:then u wonโt like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.
Guy: Iโm dead for real in the hell๐ชฆ๐ดโโ ๏ธโ ๏ธโ ๏ธ๐
Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now
