Yu jokes

What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."

I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

A farmer has 3 fat ugly cows. One is named Xia. The next is named Chiang. What's the third?

Yu.

Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝

What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?

BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON

You're a bish, and you are too!