Youth

Youth jokes

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?

A: Go kill yourself!

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)

I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?