Youth jokes
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Like if you know someone emo.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What do Emos say to each other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?
One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice guts, G!"
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.