I was at school when i remembered i forgot my necklace then i screamed out, "SHIT I FORGOT GRANDPA."
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church because they need a parent to pick them up
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
Roses are red violets are blue old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world some are still up there
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers, and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
Cancer kids be like: When I grow up... lol nevermind
This joke never gets old. Just like the child
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Grandma: Young people your age are married by now, why aren’t you?
Me: Old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.
i always felt like a man trapped in a womans body. But then I was born.
But In my defense , I was young then and I had a womb without a view.
What does an eighty year old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty year old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
