Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
Which one fell first. The Emo Kid or The Apple. The Apple because the rope caught the kid.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
I was at school when I remembered I forgot my necklace, then I screamed out, "Shit, I forgot Grandpa!"
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
