Youth jokes
Is it just me, or do you kids have imaginations?
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Bro, I gave a suicidal kid Nikes... he just did it, lol.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
What is an orphan's favorite game? Sims, so they can make a family to have.
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
I got detention one day. I don’t know why; I only slapped the emo kid on the wrist.
What do 2 emo kids say to each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
*Slaps wrist*
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.