Y’know what’s traumatizing?
Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.
Help.
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.
one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol
orphan: can i go outside coworker at orphanage: go ask your mom orphan: WAWAWAWAWwAW
"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you"-Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes then she tells you well I made you
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.