Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
were are my balls down in your mom
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
wheres your mom
in the bin
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
