Your mom jokes
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
I said, "Are you half left or half right?"
"Neither! In-between."
"What?! In between your mom's tits when you go to sleep with her at night?"
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
look at me and your mom
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
Your mom and your dad.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What do you call your mom when she goes into the shower?
A shower ma! (shawarma)
Roses are red. Sunflowers are yellow.
Your mom is so fat she looks like a marshmallow.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.