Your mom

Your Mom Jokes

Y’know what’s traumatizing?

Your mom breastfeeding in front of you.

Help.

when your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school. When you get home your mom with the belt going 1k m9iles per hour.

one day i was walking down the streets and then i saw something really funny and then i run and i saw a boomer but i dont really know what im talking about lol

orphan: can i go outside coworker at orphanage: go ask your mom orphan: WAWAWAWAWwAW

Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.