Your mom #69.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!
Jimmy: Your mom is gay.
Me: No, you.
Jimmy: I have no mom.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What's the difference between a hoe and a prostitute?
One is a tool. The other is your mom.
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
Your mom so fat, Thanos had to clap!
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."
Where's your mom?
In the bin.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
