Your Mama jokes
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.