Your Mama jokes
You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your mama's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it said, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not your.
Not your who?
Not your mama!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama so fat that’s why Hulk gets big.
The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.