Your Mama

Your Mama jokes

Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.

Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!