Your Mama jokes

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mama is so fat that when she was playing online, she crashed the whole server.

Your mama is so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains, so there is no evidence.

Your mama is so ugly, she makes the devil cry.

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."

Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.

Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"

Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD

Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your mama is so old that she forgot her donkey on Noah's Ark.

Your mama is so fat that all restaurants say, "Maximum weight 240KG or your mum!"