Your Mama

Your Mama Jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

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