Your Mama jokes
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
You're so ugly whenever you say hi, people walk away and say that you were too ugly, and they go take a bath right away because you're so stinky.
They say that you look like your mama. Wait, your mama must be just like you because I can see her way from a mile!
You say you put on perfume, but every time I smell you, you smell like poo-poo. You're so ugly that when your mom looks in the mirror, you cry. You're so stupid the second-grade teacher had to tell you to go all the way to kindergarten. Head Start is every grade below you. You can't even go to the 20th grade, which stands for 9th grade. You can't even go to grocery stores, and people that tell you that you're so ugly give you compliments just to make you feel better. You know that everybody just likes you just because they just don't want to hurt your feelings, so just stay in your mind. Hey, you want to text Matt; you know it was you because every time you see you, you think that you matter. Matter fact, he doesn't even like you; he just wants your money girl. Who even likes you? 😈😈
Your mama is so fat, when she farted, the world had to wear gas masks.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.
Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
Your mama's so stupid that she went on to hike Mountain Dew...
Yo mama so fat that your mama so fat, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that, mama so fat that your mamas just fat.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, it's really no wonder your mama left you!
Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.