Your Mama

Your Mama jokes

Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.

Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Your mama is so fat, it said "To be continued..." then it loaded and said "One person at a time!"

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?

A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

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Your mama is so fat that when she sat down on the couch for a family picture, it was just her.