Your Mama

Your Mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!

Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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  • Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.

    Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.

    Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.

    Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.

    Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.