It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
your mama is so fat she only nows 3 words KFC
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
your mama so fat when pennywise said "we all float down here" he saw her and suddenly new he was mistaken.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox live
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a bluetooth
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
where did sally go during the bombing, EVERYWHERE. your mama is so fat, that when she was playing online, SHE CRASHED THE WHOLE SERVER.
your mama so fat that she doesn't get crushed by cars, she crushes cars and babies in strollers on the sidewalk when she falls and doesn't see any remains so there is no evidence.
Your mama so ugly she make the devil cry.
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
your mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl.
your mama so old that she forgot her donkey on noahs ark
your mama so fat that all restaurants say maximum weight 240KG or your mum
