Your Mama jokes
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
I went to the orphanage and yelled "your mama" jokes.
From your mom.
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Your mama so slow, she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
"You is so black your mama fainted."
Your mama so fat, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so slow, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Yo mama is so fat and old, when Jesus said "Let there be Light!" he told your mama to move out of the way!
Your mama is so fat, One Punch Man had to punch twice.