Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
Your mama.
Your mama so fat, when she put a leg in the car, the wheels deflated.
Your mama so fat, Jupiter is smaller than her.
Your mama is so ugly that her birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
Your mama is so fat, when she went camping, the bears hid their food from her.
Your mama so fat, when Santa saw her he said, "Ho, ho, holy s***!"
Your mama so old, her first Christmas was the first Christmas!
It’s like going to the orphan and telling your mama jokes.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Your mama so ugly, when the baby came out of her, the baby didn't cry. The baby said, "What the hell is this shit?" and walked out of the hospital.
Your mama is so short, she does backflips under her bed.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
Your mama is so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
