Yo mom jokes

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mom!