Yo Mama Jokes

Your mom is so fat. She starts the alphabet with the letter o for obesity hahaha

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!

Yo mama is so retarded they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside she went and got a bowl