Yo mama so fat, even thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued
yo mama so slow she took nine months to make the joke, thank god mine only took 6
yo mama so fat she made fat albert jealous
yo mama so dumb when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said “open yo eyes”
yo mama so old she got nostalgia for the big bang
yo mama so old she witnessed noah building the ark
yo mama so dumb when I told her my friend was mute she said “cant you unmute her?”
Yo mama is so old she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction
yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldnt even touch her with a barge pole
yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her
Yo mama was so big she was iceberg that sunk the titanic
yo mama so fat wen she steppid on a monster truck she turned i into a lowrider