Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson she kicked herself in the testicles...
Yo mama is so dumb, she spent all her money on free subscriptions...
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan the result was 404...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa...
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped the rapist was the one getting PTSD...
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rapboats diet.
Yo mama so clumsy she gave birth to you.
Yo mama so fat... she got on the baltimore bridge and it collapsed!
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
Yo mama such a slut she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered, You breastfeed like this🌬💨
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
