Yo mama

Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama is so clumsy, when she had her first kickboxing lesson she kicked herself in the testicles...

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift...

What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...

What's the difference between yo mama and German men? - the balls... German men don't have them.

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% Graduation rate and he said "Your mom doesn't count as a college"