Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

What is a cow on two legs?

Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.

Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama's so fat, her pad is a king-size mattress.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama is so skinny, she can dodge raindrops.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Yo mama's feet are so fat, she had to wear a sock on each toe.

Yo mama so stupid, she raised you.

Your momma is so stupid, when someone said it’s chilly outside, she brought a spoon and bowl.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.