Yo mama jokes
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
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Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama's so ugly even cartoon cat eyes got little.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.