Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.

Yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reason.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Yo mama so ugly!

The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama so clueless, she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.

Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.