Yo mama jokes

Which sex position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Yo mama is so dumb, she put speed bumps on the race track.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

What do you call the woman that fucked sooooooo many hunks to have the condom break and a failure to be born? Ur Mum.

Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.

Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.

Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.

Who did yo mama marry?

Joe Mama.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo Mama's so fat... whilst she was walking the streets of London, she accidentally bumped into someone, and that someone yelled, "Stupid American!"

Yo mama was so fat, the Earth was flat before they put your mama in a grave.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.