Yo mama jokes
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my blind friend couldn’t see, she said, “Open yo eyes!”
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Yo mama is Obama.