Yo Mama Jokes

Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.

Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! 😭😭

Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.

Yo mama was so big, she was the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.

Yo mama so fat, when she went into an elevator, she had to go down.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.

Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.

Yo mama is Obama.

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.