Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so short, Minions look down at her.

Yo mama is so fat that she volunteered for the Hunger Games 'cause she thought it was an eating competition.

Yo mama is so ugly when Santa Claus saw her, he yelled "Ho Ho Holy Sh*t!"

Yo mama is so old, when she walked into an antique store, they didn't let her leave.

Yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.

P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.

Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.

Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!

Yo mama so fat, she can’t even fit in the living room!