Yes jokes

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.

As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.

Girl: "Dad."

Dad: "Do I love you?"

Girl: "I am a prostitute."

Dad: "Yes."

Woman 2: "Dad."

Dad: "Right?"

Woman 2: "I'm a woman too."

Father: "God, do you love children?"

Boy: "Yes..."

Do you like In-N-Out?

Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

My bad, but you stink so bad you passed by a trashcan and it yelled, "Wow! I didn't know I had family!"

Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.

Get the whip, you're out!

Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.

A train walks into a bar. It says to the barkeeper, "I'll have a gallon of ale."

"A gallon?" the barkeeper asks.

"Yes," replies the train, "I always end up chugging it."

My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

Leo be like: "I like men, yes."

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?

This is a joke. Laugh!

Teacher: I was an orphan when I was younger.

Student: Oof.

Teacher: Is anyone not here?

Student: Yes, your parents.

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Must. Escape. Meme.

Existence is what meme stands for for some haters.

A chair came to life and said, "I'm alive!"

I said, "Yes, I know I am."