Work Day jokes

I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.

It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.

What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?" God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."