Two kids were sitting at restaurant one said could I please have some water I am feeling a little HORSE. The other said Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game.
What do you call a fish that has a dick? MOBY DICKKKKK
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
I’m friends with 25 letters, I don’t know y!
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
I put the sexy in dyslexia
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
What do you call a man with no legs? Neil (kneel)
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending.
Puns that’s how eye rool
What do you call a blind German A not see
What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Eileen
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".