Win jokes
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
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What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.