Win jokes
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.