William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Williams Jokes
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Josh Williams
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
William
My acquaintance, William.
