Name

Anonymous

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting

Uranus

Anonymous

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

Ear

AnonymJosh WIlliamsous

Josh WIlliams

Puns

Neh The Crab God

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

Beef

ZTDUPIDZ

My acquaintance WILLIAM

Name

Stuart Simpson

Craig’s name is now Craig William Duncan ‘Froo’

Sister

ImAllan

What did Allan say to William his sister when he stepped on his toe. OWWW Mitosis.

Trump

Anonymous

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice? Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

Loading...