Williams jokes

My acquaintance, William.

What does William say when he hurts his toe?

"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."

Josh Williams

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."

William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

William

What does Joyce do on a Saturday night?

Netflix and Will? Will? WILL!? WIIIILLLL?

What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.

Is Will Smith a blacksmith?

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."