Williams jokes
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Josh Williams
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
My acquaintance, William.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
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William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
Why was Wacko Jacko willing to write a song for the film Free Willy?
He thought that the film's title was a nice phrase to yell out in primary school playgrounds.