Williams jokes

An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?

My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.

Josh Williams

Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.

Now I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

My acquaintance, William.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

What did Allan say to William, his sister, when he stepped on his toe? "OWWW Mitosis."

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?

Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)

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William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"

Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"