Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.
My acquaintance WILLIAM
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice? Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
Craig’s name is now Craig William Duncan ‘Froo’
What did Allan say to William his sister when he stepped on his toe. OWWW Mitosis.