An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting

Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??

Josh WIlliams

I own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot. Now I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

My acquaintance WILLIAM

Craig’s name is now Craig William Duncan ‘Froo’

What did Allan say to William his sister when he stepped on his toe. OWWW Mitosis.

What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice? Answer: Attorney General William Barr!

William