Wide receiver jokes
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
Your hairline so far back, it's a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Community talk
ALL THE FUCKIN’ WIDE RECEIVERS is black, you know what I’m sayin’, except you and David fuckin’ Ball, but David Ball, man, that’s a nobody, fuck him, y’know what I’m sayin’, but...