Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Nuts!
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why are vampires always sick?
Because they are coffin.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why drink water and not bleach?
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
Why did so many people die in the Grenfell Fire Disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Why did the duck cross the road to get some quack?
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why is Jenna Marbles so funny? She lost all her marbles.