Why jokes
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Why can't you do a Math test in the zoo?
Because there are too many Cheetahs!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
Why do cheetahs always cheat?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To cut through traffic.
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!