Why jokes
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
My wife said, "Why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely?"
Thankfully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up Emily in the bottom of the ocean!
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Why did the orphan have to eat his cereal with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.