Why jokes
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I’m working on a good pun, but it makes no one laugh.
Why?
I don’t have a clue.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
So I was doing a puzzle, and I was getting triggered with it. My friend said, "It's puzzling why you're so triggered."
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
Why is there AC in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.