Why jokes
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
Why couldn’t the bike stand up? Cuz it was too tired.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."