Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why Jokes
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why did the terrorist not go undercover?
Because he blew it!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
I don't know why, but every 911 joke I've heard always comes crashing down.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
