Why jokes
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To make some DOUGH while he dropped his beats!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
He had a bad case of CAVITY FLOWS.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.