Why jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?
You: Yeah, but why so many people?
Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.
You: Dude!!!!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Why do women need a pay rise? Isn't the glass ceiling high enough?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
A: Why did Sally fall off the swing?
B: Why?
A: Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Not Sally.
Joe was eating ice cream while walking on the street. He dropped his ice cream. Why?
B: I don't know, why?
A: Because Sally was driving the car.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
Why do you like cream instead of bugs?
Because bugs can kill you.
Why was Mr. Bean on the River Thames?
He was rowing at Kingston.