Why jokes
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always late?
Because he had to drop his kids off at the Rhyme Bus.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash flows.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn how to drop some KNOWLEDGE on his tracks.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he was afraid of getting LOST in the BARS.