I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday. Me; "Are you ok sir?" Midget; "Well, I'm not happy." Me; Well, which one are ya?
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
a gay couple and a lesibian couple are going to the airport which one gets there first ... the lesibian duh they get there "LICITY SPLIT "
ill call your mom a cow but which one
Bonuse we can even watch a movie and sill chat! Love u! which one do u want to watch? 😀
I love to have sex and my name is lex which one should i be with next i really hate my ex i just saw a huge t rex and i think you probably saw this text
Welcome for the rhyme
At school, bobby boy's classmate tells him some depressing stuff. Later that day, bobby comes home crying and his mom greets him at the door with "why are you crying". Bobby says "someone said my grandpa died, but when did he die". His mom looks him straight in the eye and says "depends, which one are you referring to?"
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee Me: yeh, of course My Bff: ok which one Me: You know......the black one Me: like my soul... My Bff: jeez you ok
Hate me all you want but I rather love bullying in all fairness, I love to watch all the loner kids being abused while simultaneously making a prediction for when which one of them will finally snap and shoot up the school.
IF an emo and a leaf are ina tree which one will fall first?
ANSWER: The leaf, the rope saved the emo
My girlfriend said she's having a horrible time with her period. I ask her which one but relise she's not talking about school...
We don't see each other very much
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter and she asked which one was my kid and I said I haven't decided yet
There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
Which ones super super corny? 🤨🤨
.What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue
2. What's blue and super hard to see
Dark blue (🤔)
2 mums hook up! Their daughter comes in the room and says which ones the baby daddy? the "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
I went to the store and i saw no oranges and i went to ask the cashier:cashier:which one
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground? The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
