There were three woman, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL.. Then comes in a famous rapper guess which one he picked ???
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground? The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple. The kid just hangs there.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.” I said, “Well which one are you then?”
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
i saw my girlfriend walking by i told her wow you look so beautiful and then we started to talk then someone came behind me, she said what are you doing i said im flirting and i remember i was talking to my mom and my girlfriend was HER MOM which is my sister but my girlfriend/sister IS MY WIFE but my mom is my wife too looks like im getting a divorced but which one my girlfriend my mom
