Wheres jokes
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
Boss: You're fired.
Me: *turns in my gun and my badge*
Boss: You're a waiter. Where did you get those?
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."