Wheres jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Guy: shows girlfriend his dick.
Girlfriend: "Cool, where is it?"
When my grandpa was 65, he decided to run a mile a day to keep fit.
He's 70 now, and we have no idea where he is.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Mario: Princess Peach got kidnapped again!
Luigi: Where did they go?
Mario: To the left.
Luigi: Fuck
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
A man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, he sees an angel standing in the center of a room, surrounded by clocks. The man goes over to the angel and says, "What are these clocks for?" The angel looks at him. "These are lie clocks," the angel says, "every time someone lies, it ticks once. Mother Teresa never lied, so hers is at noon, and Honest Abe only lied twice." The man asks, "Where is Bill Clinton's clock?" The angel smiles, then points up at the fan.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?