Wellbeing Jokes

Day

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Kid

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

Sally

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Wrist

Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?

Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.

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  • Pill

    Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

    Mama

    Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.