Wellbeing jokes

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

We are all just suicidal kids telling other kids not to do it.

Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.

1. just feeling sad. 2. depression. 3. self harm. 4. suicide.

My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?

My depressed body would look great hanging from a tree...

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

Depression is like therapy; the more you see it, the more you get used to it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Crippling depression. Crippling depression who? Me.

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?

Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down!

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.