Weather Forecaster jokes

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.

What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!

How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He read the weather forecast.

How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

I can see my future in your forehead.

Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"

Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."

Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?

Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.

Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.