Weather Forecasting jokes
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
How'd the skeleton know it was going to rain? He looked at the weather forecast.
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
Person: Because he felt it in his bones?
Joker: He read the weather forecast, you f*cking idiot.