A bus full of nuns die in a car crash and end up at the pearly gates where saint Peter greets them hello sisters welcome to heaven before you enter I must ask you all a question he asks the first nun have you ever touched a penis well she said just once with the tip of my little finger ok dip it in the holy water and you can enter he repeats the question to the second nun well she says I might of held one once ok says st Peter wash your hands in the holy water and you can enter just then there's a commotion down the line one nun is trying to push in front of another st Peter says sister Susan there is no rush you will get in that's fine she replys but if I have to gargle that stuff I want to get in before sister Mary sticks her arse in it.
what the mountain who cries The most? A mountain under water
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium? Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident. They’ll hear the one word they hate the most. “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE”
Two friends are arguing and one friend says ̈Jason Warhis is not afraid of water and not ifs ands or buts about it ̈ and the other friend says ̈Butt He is ̈.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Whats the difference between a watermelon and an orphan One you cut into 2 with a knife And the water melon you cut into pieces
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the oceans bottom
Whats the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain
They both sprout water
Happy was a cute hippo Happy sleeps in the water Happy walks on land Happy runs on Savannahs Happy swims in mud Happy takes a bath
Jack and jill went home because he was sick because of the virus in town game him a frown and his arms were pricked
if you get out the shower clean how does your towel get dirty?
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo? You can't wash your face in a buffalo
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
what happened when the Cheetah took to many baths? He became spotless!!!
So Jessie Waters goes on tv without a gallon of hair gel, o wait never mind.
what can fly underwater:A mosquito in a submerine
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
Your mama so fat when she jump in the pool the water jump out
