Water Sport jokes

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.

What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.

I like to drown in a pool.

I mean billiards...

A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.

Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.

We almost drowned when we went out boating, but I got a watermelon to keep me floating.

What is a cow's favorite water sport?

Ca-MOO-ing!