Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Water Sport Jokes
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
