Water Sport jokes
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Russian, American, and Polish stood by the lake shore.
Russian ran ahead to dive and yelled "vodka" and the lake changed into vodka.
Polish ran ahead to dive and yelled "beer" and the lake changed into beer.
American ran to dive, slipped, and said, "oh shit."