Water Sport jokes

What do you call a rapper who can't swim?

A FLOATER!

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.

What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

What is a cow's favorite water sport?

Ca-MOO-ing!

I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.