What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
