BlessedBrian’s AUTOBIOGRAPHY would be titled “The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry”
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa...
Watching paint dry sounds like a THRILL compared to spending time with SLADE
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his RHYME TIME
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While Drake, J cole and Kendrick fight this out...
Eminem watches from the Mountain as a proud
father... seeing hip hop being brought back to its
competitive roots will inspire him to drop one
last Classic.
When he drops his album, you'll all see what I
mean. 2024 so far
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What is the difference between me and Paul Walker? I’ve watched fast and furious seven
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
