Washing-up jokes

Why does an orphan go to a sewer?

So it can wash up.

Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

'Cause they just wash up onshore.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.

Why is Fairy's washing up liquid the best form of lubricant for anal sex?

No more tears.

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me.

That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

Sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by Colonel Sanders. He asks them, "What is your occupation?" They respond, "We are seamen." So he says, "Well, you better wash up 'cause I'm finger lickin' good!"