DolphinAnonymous5 years agoI've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?
BathJonas2 years agoWhy don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?Cause they just wash up onshore.
JFKAnonymous2 years agoThey asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."
ManAnonymous5 years agosailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!
Ass@Bennysbanterbus4 years agoWhy is Fairy’s washing up liquid the best form of Lubricant for anal sex? -No more tears.