Washing-up

Washing-Up Jokes

I've always wanted to WAVE to a dolphin, but it could never SEA me. That dolphin is so WASHED up. WATER you say we get revenge?

Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?

Cause they just wash up onshore.

I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said "No, I'll just wash up on shore."

sailors are coming onto the boardwalk and are met by colonel sanders. he asks them, what is your occupation? they respond we are semen. so he says well you better wash up cause i'm finger licki'n good!