if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
I DECLARE WAR ON GWEN 📍🖌✒️🖋✏️🔏📝🔓
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
What do you call six gay people in a war... RAINBOW SIX SEIGE
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
what do you call a person who died in war? Little Johnny.
Why did Germany win World war two? Wait- thats not right... um... excuse me while i look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
what was my great grandpas last words
SHIT MG42!!!
what do call six gay men going in a war rain bow six siege
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years? A war of nutrition
Hello Honey Bunches its me Your Narrator I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in a middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy ho ho ho no A STORM COMING. #Best Friends
someone at my school the other day said the whoever killed hittler was a hero. whos going to tell him?
IN THE MORNING AT 6:30 AM
Teacher : who fought in the world war I ME : Trump & Biden Teacher: Oh ok ..... well good job class see you tomorrow and study your books
AFTER SCHOOL
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing ''She looks at her clock'' Teacher : And now I am sewed
i heard world war 500000 in my parents
