What time is it when you can walk walk home from school today and walk walk
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, "What is a tragedy?"
One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "If my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy."
A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says, "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!"
"Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Someone walked into a cancer ward and asked for a skin fade.
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is a dog 🐶 that does not walk? A magic dog
an irishman walks into a pub
What has legs but can't walk
A veteran
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street.
Man in Wheelchair: *falls out of wheelchair*
Friend: Are you okay?
Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs!
What would you call a mom cat and a kitten walking together?
KIT-KAT :p
What do you call a school bus driver that can not walk.? A silly 😝 school bus driver
If you gay then wtf u doin tryna walk straight
Eeee is a time for a tree night out to a tree 🌲 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree
Hi this is Stephanie I was a little bit of a walk
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down in the waiting room. When it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, "Well, I have good news and bad news." The woman says, "I'll hear the good news first please." The doctor replies, "The good news is we're naming a disease after you!"
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
