Volcano

Volcano Jokes

Girl

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Nose

What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?

"I have runny volcanoes."

Orphan

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

Earth

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Fire

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

Decision

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

Wife

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."