Volcano

Volcano jokes

How does the earth rate its sex?

Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.

If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!

Hi, I got fired. Oh, don't know which fire? Oh, the one that I got burned on, the volcano.

What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?

They both erupt when triggered.

Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?

It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.

Me and my friends were talking. Then we started talking about our wives. I said, "So, I married a volcano for a wife. You never know when she will blow up."