Cue jokes
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Community talk
I mistakenly sexted my wife’s sister A couple years ago I was on a business trip and missing my wife. I decided to take a suggestive picture (me in my boxer briefs, clearly with a bulge and just the tip sticking out the top) and send it to my wife. We don’t usually sext but I figured she’d appreciate knowing I was thinking of her.
It was late, I was tired, and barely paying attention. I accidentally sent it to her s… Read more