Villain jokes
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Megamind.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Yo mama so fat that the Avengers team had to snap five times and say, "Oh my God!"
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!