Villain jokes
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Your forehead's so big, it's built like Megamind's robot, period.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Megamind.
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL