Bad Guy jokes
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
Why is Bill the bad guy?
Monica wanted to suck dick.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
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Hey everyone!! I have a small announcement for those who care. Jaeden and I are giving eachother another chance. BUT hear me out on this. I know last time some things happend, but I'm going to be honest. You all got a one-sided story. I was looking for the bad because I thought all that was gonna happen was me getting hurt. That's what I do, I keep looking for only the bad. Remember, at the beginning, when he made … Read more
Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.
First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more
Yo, what's crackalakin my nigga? This ya boy EDP445, voice of the streets, and I gotta set the record straight. Now, some haters out there tryna paint me as the villain, but I'm here to spit truth straight from my soul. So, lemme address these allegations and justify that I ain't done no wrong.
First off, these accusations don't hold no weight. People sayin' I did this or that, but where's the proof? I'm innocent ti… Read more